Horoscope Sunday, January 14, 2018

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Expect a few surprises today from bosses, parents, teachers, VIPs and the police. Oh yeah. It will be sudden and swift. It might be minor or it might be major. Do not overreact. Give yourself time for measured, intelligent response. Don’t quit your day job.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Travel plans will be cancelled, rescheduled, delayed, changed – something. And for some of you who did not expect to travel it all – suddenly, you have to hit the road or grab a plane. (Whaaat?) That’s because surprises are likely that are related to travel or higher education today.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Make friends with your bank accounts so you know what’s happening because something unexpected will impact something related to shared property, taxes, debt, inheritances, insurance issues and anything involving your connection to the wealth of others – including banks.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
A partner or close friend might throw you a curveball today. It’s impossible to prepare for the unexpected but at least you know that a surprise will be coming. They might suggest something outlandish; or they might introduce you to someone really different.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Your work routine will be interrupted today by computer crashes, power outages, fire drills, staff shortages, equipment breakdowns, misplaced papers – something. (You get the picture.) Just cope as best you can. Give yourself extra time today so you have wiggle room.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Parents should be vigilant with their kids today because this is an accident-prone day! Know where your kids are at all times. Remove anything potentially hazardous. Meanwhile, social occasions might also be cancelled or changed. Romantic relationships will get a surprise. (Yikes!)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Small appliances might break down today or minor breakages could occur. Someone you least expect might knock on your door. (“Darth?”) Whatever happens – it will be out of the ordinary from your usual domestic routine. Just take things in your stride because you can handle this.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
This is an accident-prone day so pay attention to everything you say and do. Slow down and take it easy. Guard against suddenly saying something you might later regret. And most especially, guard against impulsive actions, which could trigger an accident.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Keep an eye on your possessions and your money today because something unexpected will impact your wealth. You might find money; you might lose money. Something you own might be lost, stolen or broken. On the other hand (you have different rings) you might dream up groundbreaking money ideas!

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Your freedom matters to you today. You do not want to be held back by something. You want to be able to do your own thing without checking with everyone else. This is why you feel rebellious. (Not typically your nature.)

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
This is a restless day because the Sun is hiding in your chart having a dance with wild, wacky Uranus. In a way, this makes you feel like you don’t know if you’re coming or going. But you can handle this because Uranus, your ruler, taught you how to do a fancy two step from the moment you were born.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
A friend might throw you a zinger today or say or do something that surprises you. Alternatively, you might meet someone today who is a real character. (They’re bohemian or unusual in some way.) Or perhaps a group to which you belong decides to take a new and unexpected course of action?